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Haruko Buchholz |
Ten years ago I became re-energized. I
abandoned caution and remarried, and it turned out to be with good
consequences: namely, daughters Saya Grace and Harumi Claire. Those who know my
wife Haruko, a pretty, talented and happy girl from Tokyo, surely must have
wondered what she saw in the crabby old nurseryman from Gaston. Well, I faked
it, pretending to be a good guy, and have been faking ever since. Haruko is my
friend, confidant and supporter, though she remains largely behind the scenes, dealing
with the numerous mini-dramas of motherhood.
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Harumi Claire |
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Saya Grace |
Making a living by selling trees has
never been an easy or get-rich proposition. However, we all look back to a
decade ago as the economic golden years, full of opportunity. Just do a good
job of growing a tree and somebody will buy it, indeed cry and whine that you
don't have more. It was in this fairytale world that I decided to purchase a
sixty-acre farm, five miles away from the nursery, along the banks of the
Tualatin river. It was a beautiful piece of property at the foot of Fernhill,
with rolling hills which seemed ideal for a golf course. Here I would dig in
for the long haul, raise another family and indulge in my compulsion to grow
trees. I called my new land "Flora Farm."
One very important feature was/is the
neighborhood. To the west is good-neighbor John Jackson, a man I have known for
years. To the east is Blooming Nursery, one of the most famous and innovative
perennial nurseries in the world. In contrast, I'm rather embarrassed by the
batch of losers, drug addicts and trailer-trash that surrounds the original
nursery. Imagine me, driving down Vandehey road with some of the
greatest plantsmen on earth, apologizing for the tin shacks, abandoned cars and
rusty water heaters. They must wonder if I'm taking them to the end of the road
to murder.
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Quercus garryana |
I was hooked on Flora Farm the first
time I drove down the long road. At the bottom stood one of the greatest trees
I had ever seen, a monstrous "Oregon Oak," Quercus garryana. It has
loomed over me for ten years now, every day and season an older and different
character. Neither of us can go on forever, and perhaps I too will give up the
ghost should it topple over in a windstorm.
Pseudotsuga menziesii
I'm also impressed by two huge
"Douglas Firs," Pseudotsuga menziesii, which cast long shadows of up
to a thousand feet on early spring mornings. I have had a bald eagle sit at the
top eating a less fortunate bird, then dump five gallons of white paint as he
flew away.
My children love the farm. They see
deer in the meadow, thousands of ducks and geese every winter, frogs croaking
at night in the spring, but, not so pleasant are the howling coyotes. Big
sister Harumi was nervous that the pack would carry off her sister when she was
little. Frequently we see the beautiful pure-white egrets and the great blue
herons, and occasionally they will brave to come up into the back yard. Once an
egret and a heron performed a mating dance, flapping wings and hopping with
great enthusiasm. "What's wrong with it?" I asked Haruko, "you're
Japanese and I'm American," and I've been flapping and jumping with my
pretty egret for ten happy years.
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Farmer Dave in the broccoli patch |
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Crimson clover |
In the beginning, most of Flora Farm
was leased to a neighbor known as "Farmer Dave." He leased it for
zero dollars, because to actually have to pay rent would have made it
unprofitable. I didn't mind; I liked watching him plant and harvest, sometimes
working into the middle of the night. Crops of wheat, corn, broccoli and clover
would come and go. Once Farmer Dave asked me if it was "going to rain tomorrow."
"How would I know?" I responded, "You're the real
farmer." He chuckled like a Santa look-alike. Anyway, as I planted more
and more, it became too difficult for him to turn his tractor around, and now
all you see are my blue spruces, red maples etc.
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Oops, too close to the river |
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Winter at Flora Farm |
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A spring morning at Flora Farm |
While I'm happy to own Flora Farm, I
didn't really know what I was buying until I put some crops on it. It's tough
being at the bottom of a hill in that all the winter's rain eventually comes
down to my place. The Tualatin is a native American word for "lazy." Not
the Indians, but the river, because it snakes through the countryside without
much elevation drop. If you were to stretch it out straight, it might be five
times longer than as the crow flies, first flowing into the Willamette River,
then the Columbia River, and finally into the Pacific. And, nearly every
winter, this lazy river floods much of the cropland in its vicinity. Of course
I planted too close my first year, and we rowed a canoe between the spruces and
pines. Surprisingly, the trees were fine even after a month submerged.
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Picea pungens 'Gebelle's Golden Spring' |
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Acer palmatum 'Orangeola' |
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Rolling hills at Flora Farm |
When I look back this past decade, the
black hole for cash that is Flora Farm--installation of roads, drains,
irrigation and labor--I suppose that only now am I breaking even. So I'll need
to have a few more years of good sales to conclude that it was a good
investment. On the other hand, what else was I qualified to do besides growing
trees? I think I've made the world a better place, and have tried to do so
honorably. Some employees, customers and neighbors would agree, some definitely
would not. But screw 'em if they can't take a joke. I am simply the mirror that
reflects back who you are, and I have the belief that if you have a problem
with me, then you really have a problem.
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The hardest working employees in horticulture |
My employees work hard, and I imagine
that every square foot at Flora Farm has a drop of someone's sweat on it. The
rolling hills of red, blue, green and yellow sparkle with light on some days, or
can be gloomy and mysterious on others. What an enterprise: to grow ornamentals
with no food or manufacturing value, but exist only to please the eye, or to
impress those with curious minds. None of it would be possible without the
staff, although I receive most of the praise. But c'mon, who really does the
work?
You are richer than you know. Delightful Blog, the best that I have read.
ReplyDeleteAlso the only one i have ever read.
And I'm putting Flora Farm on my bucket list.
That was awesome, thank you so much for the peek into your world. As a mid-westerner I might never make it out that way, but your photos make me hope I do.
ReplyDelete>> Well, I faked it, pretending to be a good guy, and have been faking ever since.
ReplyDeleteI know all about that fakin' it thing too :^)..
A great read.
This is probably the best blog post I have ever read! Very funny and full of truth!
ReplyDeleteKindest regards,
Jennifer