Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Bye Bye Fly



Saturday, 2 PM

Seth,

Just so you know, the same pesky office fly from Friday is still bugging me on Saturday afternoon. I'm inside on this hot day and so is the damn fly, and I even caught him sitting on my coffee cup rim.



Swat, swat, swat – I keep missing – isn't he a clever sob?...ok, wait, he's on my Ipad cover now, licking his chops and resting on his laurels. I grab the manila folder for my Nationwide Insurance invoices which is flexible yet sturdy...and with a solid whap I squash him to smithereens. I go to the bathroom to scrub my cup with soap and hot water, but after 30 years I really don't want to drink from it again.

P.S. I used Hillary Clinton toilet paper to wipe the fly from my Ipad. Oops – Did I just lose half of the Flora Wonder Blog readership?

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